The audit · £495 · one week

Find out what your
inbox is costing you.

One week. Your last 90 days of enquiries. A report with three numbers in it that most owners have never seen.

What happens in the week

DAYS 1-2

Access and history

You give me read access to the inbox and whatever passes for a pipeline - a spreadsheet, a notebook, a CRM nobody opens. I pull every enquiry from the last 90 days.

DAYS 3-4

The forensics

Every enquiry gets traced: was it answered, how fast, was it chased, did it book, did it quietly die. This is boring, careful work. It's also where the money is.

DAY 5

The report

You get one page that says: you had X enquiries, Y never got an answer, and at your average job value that's £Z walked out the door. Plus the three changes that would stop it.

The deliverable, in plain terms

When I audited Game and Flames, 14% of enquiries had never received a reply. At wedding-catering job values, that was five figures a year. One page of report; one very focused conversation afterwards.

  • Fixed price, fixed week. £495, invoiced up front, done in five working days.
  • Credited if you continue. Take the Sales Ops retainer within 30 days and the £495 comes off your first invoice.
  • No obligation after. Some owners take the report and fix it themselves. That's a fine outcome.

Ready for the numbers?

Book a 20-minute call and we'll get the audit scheduled.

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